Don't paste the AI, please

Someone asked you a real question. You popped it into a chatbot, copied the answer, and sent it back. It felt fast. It felt helpful. And it usually isn't.

The person on the other side has the same tools you do . If they wanted the generic answer, they would have gotten it in four seconds. They asked you because they wanted your take on it... Your context, your taste, your judgement.

The world is filled with people that don't want to read or think about things, don't be one of them.

If someone just dropped a wall of model output in your DMs, Slack, or PR review, you can send them this link. No lecture required.

If you'd rather send someone the version with feelings attached, we've got you covered.

Not safe for sending to your manager. Probably.

If someone sent you this link: they like you. Read it, take a breath, and write the next reply yourself.

Satire, mostly. Free to share, remix, and translate — PRs welcome on GitHub .